[18+] Love Machine (2016) UNRATED WEBRip 720p 480p [In Russian] With English Subtitles | Erotic Movie [Watch Online / Download]

Director Pavel Ruminov films his own relationship with the actress Nataliia Anisimova, his ex-girlfriend. When he decides to break up with her and wants her to move out of the apartment, Natalia does not agree to end their affair. although he says he has a new girlfriend, Masha. She claims that their story was not yet over. A year later, the couple decides to reconstruct this story and make a semi-documentary film in the style of the French wave. But in the process, he turns into Gerald – his own alter ego. Gerald has been dissatisfied with what he is doing for many years.

Review of Love Machine (2016 Film):

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The problem is neither the wanting acting, schizophrenic cinematography, exorbitant overuse of sexual imagery, nor the writer/director/actor’s grossly inflated self-admiration; it is that collectively, there is maybe 10 minutes of anything remotely coherent to a story being told. Gruesome! And because the site doesn’t let me submit a review containing just 1 word, even though “gruesome” was all that came to mind, I’ll add AWFUL! Just awful!

Let’s start Monday off with something hellish. For example, director Pavel Ruminov posted (I can’t find another word) a week ago on Vimeo his Love Machine, and in the morning before work I decided to turn it on. It looks like an illegitimate premature child of Breya and Noe, with Grishkovets who happened to be on the site. If it were not seen from the film that Ruminov boasts of his cinematography, then the film would have seemed rather original. And so it is rather secondary to the French new wave. Well, this movie mania in the film is to compare any film with a member of Ruminov. And in general, for a 40-year-old man, this is a rather strange reasoning, which everyone has been ill at a maximum of 25 already.

A ridiculous craft that really wants to be Gaspard Noe’s “Love”, but it is prevented by terrible acting, cringe dialogues, dull and sometimes simply ridiculous visuals, boring sex and mediocre copying of Noe, reaching the level of parody. At the same time, there are so many show-offs and narcissism that every minute it becomes ashamed of what is happening. It’s hard to believe, but for Ruminov the film “Dislike” was a step forward.

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